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DICK RIDING OLYMPIC CHAMPION TOMOYA NAGASE ([personal profile] hontontoko) wrote2017-03-03 11:33 pm

LISTEN........

today i rewatched team fragile on vs arashi

anyway i got to the part where the announcer goes "sakurai-kun, what kind of senpai is nagase-san in your eyes?" and tomo made his shoulders get all narrow and he looked down all shy and tiny like this


Tomo trying to make himself smaller

and sho goes on talking about how he saw tomo bringing a guitar around in public, cos tomo was going to play for a friend of his elsewhere. and then ayabe's like


"So, did you get to hear him play?"

and sho says


"He didn't sing especially for me, though."

and so everyone starts giggling in true comedic fashion because hahaha of course tomo wouldn't sing especially for sho that's gay!!!!! and they could've moved on from the topic and forgotten it entirely but then tomo HAS to open his fat mouth and say


"Did you think I serenaded him or something?"

and the way sho looks at tomo after that and the smile that grows on his face is fucking intense like i just




Sho fucking pulling that crooked smile shit and then smiling entirely

LIKE BITCH...... TOMO.......................... FUCKING TELL ME RIGHT NOW IF YOU SANG FOR SHO OR NOT BECAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD..............................................................LOOK AT SHO'S FACE

Point being that it's been how many years in my life and I'm still shipping Sakurase to this day and I'm so fucking ashamed whenever it's revived and FUCK YOU ALL I'M DRAWING FANART
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[personal profile] draco_rattus 2017-03-03 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahahahahahahaha OMG I am so sorry I mentioned watching this I am totally lying I am not sorry at all

I swear I wouldn't even have noticed half of the subtlety of this segment if you hadn't pointed it out, and for that, I am forever grateful. HIT ME UP WITH THAT HOT KOUHAI/SENPAI LOVIN', YO.
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[personal profile] draco_rattus 2017-03-04 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
SOLD

DAMN YOU POWER SUB NAGASE TOMOYA

...which song did he serenade him with tho
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[personal profile] draco_rattus 2017-03-04 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
HNNNNNNNNNGGGGH OH MY FUCKING GOD TOMO, YOU TEEEEEASE~ D:

*distant sound of somebody falling off a chair because they just CANNOT EVEN*
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[personal profile] draco_rattus 2017-03-05 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
fkjkoappa;;;s;s; OH MY GOD THESE TWO ARE SO IN LOVE AND I CAN'T COPE

Like how many things can you say about a door stopper anyway? TOO FUCKIN' CUTE

should he be calling Tomo 'Nagase-kun' am I doing this wrong
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[personal profile] draco_rattus 2017-03-05 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
SERIOUSLY THOUGH IT'S A FUCKIN' DOOR STOPPER. It's like trying to find nice things to say about a table, or a fork, or a brick. BUT IT'S A SUPER-SPECIAL DOOR STOPPER BECAUSE NAGASE-SENPAI GAVE IT TO HIM SO HE IS PROPPING OPEN HIS DOOR WITH LOVE <3 <3 <3

I watched the TOKIO Kakeru where Tomo was like "When girls call me Tomoya it drives me nuts" and now I need Sho to lean in and whisper that in his ear when they're filming a show together or something and just keep Tomo in agony until he can get him home

Hnnngh yes I bet Sho wants to see him more in private hurr hurr hurr
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[personal profile] draco_rattus 2017-03-05 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
...I'm trying to think of a way to reply to this which isn't just inarticulate flailing, and.... nope, I'm failing.

THIS IS PERFECT

THANK YOU <3

and i want to come with something in response but i... how... how do i follow this even
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[personal profile] draco_rattus 2017-03-05 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
AND SHO KNOWS IT AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHY HE DOES IT, because he wants to make his uke senpai absolutely fucking beg for release later, but they both know they have to get through filming this TV segment first... and there's the possibility of Sho getting spotted and having to leave on his own SO OF COURSE HE MAKES SURE TO GET SPOTTED DELIBERATELY because he is a sadistic little shit who will get a kick out of knowing Tomo is lost and alone and needing him and will cling to him even more tightly tonight

...oh, you have a folder full of unfinished .docs too, huh? YOU ARE NOT ALONE

if you do write Sakurase I would probably read it because although I don't really read much fic I adore your Tomo and I want to protect him but at the same time ruin him utterly
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[personal profile] draco_rattus 2017-03-06 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
O HAI I'M DRACO AND MY MUSES ARE SADISTIC MANIPULATIVE PIECES OF SHIT, HAVE WE MET

...Sho holding Tomo and stroking his back and shoulders while Tomo is clinging onto him and practically crying and saying he was scared and worried because he didn't know whether Sho was coming back, but Sho is secretly smirking anyway because he loves it when his Tomo gets all upset like this and he can take advantage of it

the skipping just about killed me off, ngl

okay well maybe feel FUCKING AWESOME ABOUT IT because I can really believe the way you write him, and I know you're not ACTUAL Tomo but when I watch him on old TV shows now it's like I'm seeing him in a whole new light as this dorky, awkward nerd and it's amazing and YAKUZA, YAAAAAAASSSS~
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...and it's almost 11pm here and I have to get up by 5am. Oops.

[personal profile] draco_rattus 2017-03-06 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
DO-S SHO IS BEST SHO and is possibly scarily accurate Sho seeing as his manipulative and sadistic side is why I like him in the first place. Seriously, he's been quoted as saying that out of all of his drama characters, Yoshimoto Kouya is the one which is most like him in real life and I was just like FUCK YESSSSSSS

maybe Sho told Tomo beforehand that he couldn't go on any of the Disneyland rides alone because the only thing he is allowed to ride is him

... also FUCK IT have some quick, tired, Sakurase flailing post-Disneyland trip before I fall asleep, because I am literally trash:

"I'm here now, Tomoya-kun." Sho holds the older man against him, barely even trying to hide a smile while his senpai buries his face against his shoulder, clinging onto him as if for dear life. It had been a calculated risk being so lax with his disguise, really hoping that he'd be discovered and have to leave Tomoya behind on his own, but it has certainly paid off. Tomoya's frantic phone call to him from within the park had sent a thrill throughout his body that even he hadn't expected. "I'm not going anywhere... and neither are you."

"Sho-kun...?"

"Don't move."

Tomoya feels his partner shifting against him, feels his arms moving, closing around him until-

CLICK.

Something closes around his neck, something smooth and supple, and as Tomoya tries to glance down to see just what Sho has done now, there's the unmistakeable jingle of a little bell and the flash of a name tag in the corner of his eye. A collar?

"There we go." Sho teasingly ruffles his lover's hair, then seals the moment with a kiss. "Now we don't ever have to worry about you getting lost again."
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AND I MADE IT HOME TOO give me a fucking medal

[personal profile] draco_rattus 2017-03-07 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
OH SO YOU DON'T WANT ANY MORE STEALTH DRABBLE well okay then I won't write any i'm lying, i'll hit you with it when you least expect it

Man, I feel you. I'm still interested in what Arashi are up to and I'll watch variety shows and dramas together with my friends, because it's a fun social thing to do and we chat and have drinks and heckle, but I mainly follow them for Sho. As for that stupid fucking rumour, it's so much bullshit - it's a photo of him talking to a woman he works with, outside the building they work in. What the actual fuck.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THAT, I LAUGHED SO HARD

.....HEY SHO-KUN I WANNA TAKE A QUICK RIDE ON YOUR BIG THUNDER MOUNTAIN

AND TRY NOT TO GET SPOTTED OR WE'LL HAVE TO LEAVE
Edited 2017-03-07 21:07 (UTC)
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*blearily wakes up at 3am and wipes confetti from face*

[personal profile] draco_rattus 2017-03-08 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Aww, don't be sad, lonely toothbrush~ D: Most of the time I don't have anyone to watch TOKIO stuff with either, it's just me alone in my room with my laptop losing my shit over Tomo being a cute fucking dork. Man, if I was in the same place as you I'd be like SIT ME DOWN AND SHOW ME ALL YOUR TOKIO SHOWS FOREVEEEEEER

Even if Sho WAS engaged (and I really don't think he is, the 'evidence' is flimsy as fuck) then WHO CARES? It doesn't stop him singing or acting or being a sexy, sadistic little shit, and I'm never even going to meet him anyway, so WHY DOES IT MATTer aaaargh

Oh my God you might actually be worse than I am, and that's saying something. CUTe SCARED OF THE DARK TOMO IS SUPER CUTE, DON'T WORRY TOMO, SHO WILL HOLD YOUR HAND or maybe he will push you into a dark scary place by yourself so he can watch and laugh and get off on your suffering
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why can we not get paid to write sakurase all day, new life goal pls

[personal profile] draco_rattus 2017-03-08 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
DUDE, I WOULD BE SO UP FOR WATCHING STUFF WITH YOU. SHARE MY PAIN. Like when I watch things on my own I am laughing so hard I am practically crying and it's like WHY IS NOBODY ELSE HERE TO LAUGH AT THIS WITH ME. And dramas, too - I have all these feels and nobody to share them with or understand why I am crying, yes I cry at dramas, I'm a sensitive seme, shut up Cute that your sister likes watching DASH with you sometimes though!

Oh my God, breaking beautiful things is my speciality. Well, okay, I don't know how good I am at it, but it's definitely a HUGE kink for me. I can see Sho subjecting Tomo to a lot of suffering, getting off on watching him be in mental pain and crying, so much so that he literally gets aroused and then has to fuck Tomo as part of the post-trauma 'comfort' and then hold him and love him and stroke his back and his shoulders and his hair and just kiss him until he's better

EDIT: Also I am in work now, FML, and fuck you, time difference
Edited 2017-03-08 06:16 (UTC)
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DIRTY SHIPS? I HAVE A WHOLE FUCKING FLEET OF THEM

[personal profile] draco_rattus 2017-03-09 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
I've done that too! Watching stuff online at the same time as someone else. It's no substitute for being in the same place and watching together but it's better than nothing, maybe? :| I get together with friends every Monday night for jdramas and food and man, it is fucking great. We heckle and have our own in-jokes and everything. Hoping to try and persuade 'em to watch Mukodono next since they're mostly Arashians and I haven't seen it myself yet. And we haven't yet watched a drama together with Tomo in it and THEY MUST KNOW THE WONDER OF HIS FACE.

Ehhhh, I only really watch dramas if they have actors/idols in that I like (Yoko, Sho, Tomo, Kamiki) but even so there are more than enough to keep me busy for months. I STILL NEED TO WATCH TOO YOUNG TO DIE! AND I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO IT FOR FUCKING MONTHS WHY HAVE I NOT WATCHED IT YET FFS

Ugh, he's gonna get all of that from Sho. Sho is a fucking sadist who gets off on Tomo's suffering but at the same time he fucking loves and idolises his senpai and secretly wants to please him BUT he also likes being in control and controlling that love and that pleasure and HNNNNGH. I'm still working on getting the 'feel' of Sho as a character but it's one hell of a fun learning curve.

I'm totally fucking spamming your comments again, sorry dude. THE TRUTH IS THAT I DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE A LIFE.
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I ACCIDENTALLY POSTED BEFORE I HAD FINISHED, NOTHING TO SEE HERE, NOPE

[personal profile] draco_rattus 2017-03-10 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, I would fucking kill to meet more jpop fans over here! The jpop fandom is virtually non-existent in the UK! I literally know of four 'serious' jpop fans in the whole country (by which I mean, fans who actively listen to the music and go out of their way to watch TV shows and stuff) and one of them is an Italian girl who lives over here! There is no coverage of Japanese music on the media and there are no TV stations which show dramas or variety shows at all. Everything has to be done online and the only way you can find out about it is from the internet or by word of mouth. I'm actually a massive fucking hipster for being into jpop, because NOBODY HAS EVEN FUCKING HEARD OF IT. :|

Ooooh, I have seen some of Tokio! I started watching it online but the quality was really bad so I kind of stalled. yes i am shallow and I prefer watching shows where i can see pretty boys' faces, don't judge me Sho was super-cute though.

JEALOUS. But in a good way. :D I fell for Kamiki because of Kazoku Game but then I watched Samurai Sensei as well and I was just HNNNNNGH THIS MAN. HE CAN DO FUCKING ANYTHING AND LEARN WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS TO TAKE ON A ROLE. But at least he can't sing, haha! *watches him doing the AMUSE Handsome Festival, where he sings, perfectly well* FUCK He's my main favourite non-Johnnys Japanese celebrity, although I also like Kaname Jun, Oguri Shun, Oshinari Shugo and Sato Takeru.

Kenta Kiritani is fucking hot! I've seen him in Ryusei no Kizuna and the Bakuman movie, but YES I KNOW I NEED TO WATCH KISARAZU AND TYTD! AND TIGER AND DRAGON. D:

IT'S GONNA BE A FUN RIDE, Y/Y? Right now Sho is still kind of in awe of Tomo being his senpai and all, but, HE WILL LEARN. He's like, senpai, are you sure it's okay for you to suck my dick, there was nothing in the Johnny's welcome pack which covered this situation wtf

no, ilymore <33333
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[personal profile] draco_rattus 2017-03-14 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
YEAH I DOn'T GET THIS WHOLE KDRAMA THING. Like, anime and manga is a pretty big thing here in the UK (I read a lot of manga and go to conventions and do cosplay and all that geeky trash shit) BUT people who are into anime and manga also tend to be into.... KPOP? WTF? But manga is Japanese! WHY DO YOU NOT KNOW ANY JPOP! Even at conventions there will be stalls selling KPop merchandise and NOT JPOP MERCHANDISE AND IT MAKES ME SO FUCKING MAD SERIOUSLY.

*breathes*

We get dubbed anime which I hate but no dramas whatsoever. I took a look at Hana Yori Dango but I was kind of 'ehhhh' as the subject matter didn't really interest me, although I may get around to watching it eventually for MatsuJun after I finish Kurokoichi and Unubore Deka and Tiger & Dragon and Fragile and Mukodono and all the Sho and Kamiki ones I haven't watched yet so maybe never

fslkfahfpfn YES PLEASE. I much prefer downloads to streaming anyway as I can watch it at my own pace and pause it if I want AND MAYBE MAKE SCREENCAPS OF YOUNG!SHO, NO REASON


asphfpohpmohmaphmasf,fp,fspf,p; again YES I SAW THAT KAMIKI WAS ON 0 YEN SHOKUDO and I am going to have to watch it because I am a whore for anything Kamiki. D: Dude, it's totally cool that he's not a favourite of yours, but he's like... MY SPECIAL JDRAMA BABY because he's still not a massive star yet but he's getting there and I just wanna support him forever 'cause he seems like such a fucking nice guy and so talented it makes me sick, God And seeing him in the same place as Tomo is just.... HNNNGH

My Holy Trinity of jdramas is probably Samurai Sensei, Kazoku Game and Quiz Show 2, buuuuuuut.... fuck I don't know. I FUCKING LOVE MY BOSS, MY HERO but Nazotoki is also really good. Quiz Show 2 isn't the best overall but Yoko's character is me

i genuinely laughed out loud at that

do i need help

also sorry for not tagging these threads for a few days, I literally have not had more than a quiet hour to myself since Saturday flfkjfbjbkdbn;;a I AM CATCHING UP ON INTERNETS
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[identity profile] mojojowan.livejournal.com 2017-03-04 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
OOOOOOH MY GAWD! After watching their (mis)adventures in Tokyo Disneyland, I super lovin' their "tandem" hahaha! And now after reading this post, it made my love for them stronger XD I can say that I am a "SAKURASE" shipper now XD
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[identity profile] mojojowan.livejournal.com 2017-03-16 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
YEAH!! IT'S THE BEST THING EVER HAPPENED! ;D

Hahahahaha! Sho's sooooo good with that kind of stuff! He really knows what's happening to his friends and what "lifestyle" they have. Like what I saw in tumblr where Sho gave Tomoya a Marshal portable speaker because he reminds Tomoya with that? Geeeez... Siya na talaga! XD

Hahahahaha! I also don't know why XDXD But it makes us sooo happy! XDXD

"AND IN THE DISNEYLAND THING WHY IS HE SO USELESS WITHOUT SHO AROUND AND WHY IS HE SO SAD WHEN SHO'S NOT THERE WITH HIM" <<< OMG!!!! YEEEEES!!!! Even I feel bad for them because they got busted twice but.... THAT PART WAS THE CUTEST THING HAPPENED IN THAT EPISODE! You can see on Tomoya's face how lost and sad he was when Sho was not around *although he kept on saying how stupid Sho was but naaaah~ I find that as his defense mechanism so that he can cover his true feelings hahaha!* And and and... I also find it sweet where Tomoya bought a face mask to help Sho to cover himself. <3
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[personal profile] pachua 2017-03-04 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
omg yes. That was an insanely cute moment~ (although I didn't get all of that the first time since I didn't understand half of it lol)
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[personal profile] lunahikari 2017-03-05 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Omg, I've never realized it before.
Tomo making himself small?
Those smiled to Tomo?
Why so adorable??
o(≧▽≦)o
*Brb, have to watch this moment again*
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[personal profile] lunahikari 2017-03-05 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
Their Disneyland trip is the best👍👍👍
I wish they will do another trip again
And since the first time I saw it I'm asking myself, why does the crocodile hat fit him so much?? (//▽//)
And him without Sho is just asdfghjkl
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[personal profile] aiyama 2017-03-06 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Sho can say too much with his face, I'm so glad you noticed this, my boy really wants attention from senpai, ayayay! Ayabe tho, Sho was ready to keep talking...
Sakurase is a way of life!

(Anonymous) 2017-05-21 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
"the way sho looks at tomo after that and the smile that grows on his face is fucking intense"
^
LMAO
and I still don't know what was inside his head when he made that face