DICK RIDING OLYMPIC CHAMPION TOMOYA NAGASE (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
hontontoko) wrote2016-01-11 08:08 pm
hontontoko) wrote2016-01-11 08:08 pm
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To the biggest piece of garbage in the world,
I don't have anything special for you because I didn't have a good raw for the DASH episode I translated with your dumb face in it. Also I didn't finish the Damasareta Taisho episode because your face wasn't in it enough for me to care to do it for more than ten minutes at a time. Not that I like your face or anything. In fact, I want it to be crushed by a steamroller.
You suck. Literally every time I look at you I feel the purest, most intense flames of fury no matter what I do. I hate that you cut your hair and I hate your big puppy eyes and your small eyebrows, and I hate your weird nose and your continuously pursed lips and that the fact that you always have facial hair now probably means Tomo has rug burn on his ass.
I hate you. I hate everything about you. I hate that God somehow decided you deserved to be on this earth because now my life is 1000000000000000x times worse with you in it.
You son of a bitch. You bastard.
Your only redeeming quality is that you take care of Tomo and without you he wouldn't even be here right now. But don't you think for one second that I actually like you.
Happy birthday, Masahiro "World's #1 Asseater" Matsuoka. And to your infuriating eight and a half inches.
May you die sometime this year so I no longer have to suffer.
I love you so much Mabo oh God I'm so glad it's your birthday did you hear Tomo greet you on the radio because he loves you DID YOU HEAR IT I hope you did or else I'll sneak into your house and choke you with an uncooked spaghetti noodle you're one of the most ridiculous most adorable most endearing people on the entire planet and I love how your voice cracks and I love how proud you are of the nickname Tomo gave you and I love your pride in general and I love what a good sport you are and I love how much you care about TOKIO behind the scenes and try so hard to make them not look like fools only to fail because you yourself are a fool I love your hands and I love your biceps and I love that you don't think you owe anyone anything and don't have the time to fake it and I love that you choose the people you want to dedicate yourself to so carefully and then WHOLLY dedicate yourself to them instead of trying to be nice to everybody you are one of the best people on this earth and I hope you live forever
You suck. Literally every time I look at you I feel the purest, most intense flames of fury no matter what I do. I hate that you cut your hair and I hate your big puppy eyes and your small eyebrows, and I hate your weird nose and your continuously pursed lips and that the fact that you always have facial hair now probably means Tomo has rug burn on his ass.
I hate you. I hate everything about you. I hate that God somehow decided you deserved to be on this earth because now my life is 1000000000000000x times worse with you in it.
You son of a bitch. You bastard.
Your only redeeming quality is that you take care of Tomo and without you he wouldn't even be here right now. But don't you think for one second that I actually like you.
Happy birthday, Masahiro "World's #1 Asseater" Matsuoka. And to your infuriating eight and a half inches.
May you die sometime this year so I no longer have to suffer.