DUDE, IT WASN'T JUST INSPIRED BY TOMO, IT WAS INSPIRED BY A THING *YOU* FUCKING SUBBED AND THE WAY YOU SUBBED IT GODDAMMIT. And yeah, it felt so much better afterwards. People have commented on how much happier I seem now, like my entire physical stance is different. I walk with pride because I'm not hunched over in shame any more.

I love it! I fucking love it. I don't doubt that he loves his 'manly' interests like the rock music and the biking and stuff, but knowing that it's counterbalanced with fluffy cute things is just HEY, Y'KNOW WHAT, I THINK MAYBE I REALLY CAN DO THIS 'MAN' THING AFTER ALL. And of course it doesn't matter what gender he is, he's fucking adorable and gorgeous and as long as he can be happy and comfortable with whatever he is, that's what counts. I love the thing with the pronouns, and with the gender-neutral partner pronouns f;f;l\kdk;k;. I've always said that SOME of Johnnys are BOUND to be gay/bi/pan/whatever by sheer odds alone, SO ALSO YOU HAVE SPOKEN TO HIM WTF. I demand details because that is SO AWESOME

Hnnngh, yes please! I'd love to see things develop with Tomo and Sho! Like maybe Arashi finds out and they're like WTF SHO but Ohno is cool with it because I'm telling you man, Ohmiya is fucking REAL and it would be so cute that they have to have this secret relationship but be able to get together and be snuggly backstage during variety shows and shit.

THANK YOU FOR TALKING TO ME. Yes, I would love to be closer! You're easy to talk to and we seem to have a lot of similar interests as well as TOKIO and languages and Tomo's gorgeous ass, so yeah, LET'S BE BROS. I think you mentioned you were gonna be in Japan studying next year and let's face it, I've been interested in Japan for like 20 years now and I doubt I'm gonna stop any time soon, so that's always gonna be a shared interest!

I've got Line Messenger and my name on there is Draco Rattus but I've only just started using it so apologies if I am completely inept. I also use Facebook Messenger a lot as it's easy for me to access on my phone but if you don't have Facebook then NEVER MIND. (My Facebook name is Kay T Bellamy which is similar to my real name but isn't actually it, because Facebook fucking sucks and won't let me have Draco Rattus as a username. There's some kind of algorithm which detects names which aren't 'normal' and if you get caught by it, you literally have to prove to Facebook with official documents like a passport that you are using your real name. Which is fucking infuriating if you're trans and the name you use isn't the one you were given at birth, or if you're using a fake name to avoid abusive ex-partners or something. WTF Facebook. But you might have known all that stuff already. :|) RANT OVER FOR NOW we return you to your normal MaboNaga programming